11 Days til Christmas

14 Dec

On the eleventh day til Christmas, my Great Aunts gave to me
these haikus about them:

As Southern Baptists
their creative expression
involves Jesus Christ

Hilda:

stopped at rest stop
for lunch on a long road trip
she ate her napkin

her curled hair flowing
perfectly pressed church outfit
lipstick tarnished teeth

big family dinners
marshmallow fruit salads and
her cookie delight

connect crocheted squares
make matching vests and blanket
while watching Oprah

once again, misplaced
abandoned in the trashcan,
there are her car keys

Gilda:

her second new car
she points the keyless entry
arms stretched, yells “STAND BACK!”

checkerboard patterned
tons of pink and white bath mats
covering her floor

teen Christmas present
inherited her old bra
now brown and dingy

black cat in her yard
she proclaims, “it’s the devil”
old superstitions

she says it’s cancer
home remedy cured it up
rub honey on thighs

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