Hilda and Gilda

On the way home from my graduation, where Hilda and Gilda  met my new boyfriend, Gilda said, “He’s good stock.”

This is a good thing, apparently.

Identical Itches

“I wear rubbers to protect me from diseases.” – Gilda

…talking about disposable rubber gloves, of course.

Gilda

“If I had an axe, I could get to the rest of that baby shampoo.” – Gilda

Aunt Gilda on a subway in NYC